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Heavyweight cotton. The full sentence on the back: not your coins.

The moderator uniform. Embroidered wordmark, kangaroo pocket for your hardware wallet.

410 stainless, letter punches included. Your 24 words, fireproof. Not a toy.

Enamel, 350ml. The ticker's red badge, on your desk before coffee.

48 pages. Checklist per page: domain age, custody, yield math, exit path.

Unstructured, orange stitch. For duty hours, which are all hours.

A2 risograph print of the ten scam archetypes. Frame not included; vigilance is.

12 vinyl stickers. Laptop-grade adhesive, scam-grade skepticism.

Crypto-only store credit, emailed as a redeem code. The safest gift in crypto.