ADA$0.2458+1.53%
BNB$786.33−0.58%
BTC$85,922+1.30%
SCAM ALERTEmployment scam reports double as task-based job fraud spreads; victims pay crypto fees to unlock phantom earnings, BBB finds
DOGE$0.0978+4.68%
ETH$2,739+0.56%
LINK$12.94−1.07%
SCAM ALERT26 seed-phrase-stealing wallet apps found on Apple App Store impersonating MetaMask, Ledger, Trust Wallet and Coinbase
SOL$117.20+0.42%
XRP$1.54+3.25%
ADA$0.2458+1.53%
BNB$786.33−0.58%
BTC$85,922+1.30%
SCAM ALERTEmployment scam reports double as task-based job fraud spreads; victims pay crypto fees to unlock phantom earnings, BBB finds
DOGE$0.0978+4.68%
ETH$2,739+0.56%
LINK$12.94−1.07%
SCAM ALERT26 seed-phrase-stealing wallet apps found on Apple App Store impersonating MetaMask, Ledger, Trust Wallet and Coinbase
SOL$117.20+0.42%
XRP$1.54+3.25%
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Every order funds moderation hours and server bills. No tokens, no presale, no roadmap — just merch.

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apparelBESTSELLER
NOT YOUR KEYS Tee$32

Heavyweight cotton. The full sentence on the back: not your coins.

apparel
VERIFY EVERYTHING Hoodie$68

The moderator uniform. Embroidered wordmark, kangaroo pocket for your hardware wallet.

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SEED PHRASE Steel Plate$45

410 stainless, letter punches included. Your 24 words, fireproof. Not a toy.

deskAUTOGRAPHED
GitCafe 2025 Coffee Mug$42

Faceted charcoal ceramic with a walnut D-handle and the pixel GitCafe mark. A 2025 limited run — hand-autographed by Jay T.

apparel
WATCHMAN Cap$28

Unstructured, orange stitch. For duty hours, which are all hours.

desk
THREAT BOARD Poster$18

A2 risograph print of the ten scam archetypes. Frame not included; vigilance is.

gearKEEPCRYPT
Covert Seed Storage Book$34

A hardcover decoy book with a precision-milled cavity for your steel seed plate or hardware wallet — hides your backup in plain sight on any shelf. By Keepcrypt.com.

gift
BTC SCAM Gift Card$25

Crypto-only store credit, emailed as a redeem code. The safest gift in crypto.

Where the money goes62% moderation hours · 23% infrastructure · 15% legal fund